Friday, May. 31, 2002 - Guido, the sign who loved me...
Wednesday, May. 29, 2002 - Brr...
Tuesday, May. 28, 2002 - *Eep! again!
Monday, May. 27, 2002 - ...eep.
Saturday, May. 25, 2002 - Oh Sven where were you in my hour of need?
Friday, May. 24, 2002 - You've got to learn to save yourself
Before you find there's nothing left
Wednesday, May. 22, 2002 - Cracked and seperated.
Monday, May. 20, 2002 - I am you multiple choice goddess...
Sunday, May. 19, 2002 - Its a story that'll tug at your heart strings, pluck at your soul and twitch at your bowels...
Sunday, May. 19, 2002 - I am queen of the sloths... all hail!
Saturday, May. 18, 2002 - My debit card is my bondage bitch
Friday, May. 17, 2002 - Hair today gone tomorrow?
Thursday, May. 16, 2002 - Goodbye hair.. i hardly knew thee
Wednesday, May. 15, 2002 - I wanna be your sugar baby, honey.
Tuesday, May. 14, 2002 - I'm so honored.. I'd like to thank all the people who were looking for porn and found me... *Mwah!*
Tuesday, May. 14, 2002 - Stupid is as stupid does... I does stupid...
Monday, May. 13, 2002 - I'm not a nerd! I'm just socially disinclined....
Monday, May. 13, 2002 - Salaga doola, menchicka boola, bibbidi bobbidi boo
Monday, May. 13, 2002 - Tragedy off the harboru bridge, Llama and unknown passenger killed
Sunday, May. 12, 2002 - Ooh I wanna take her to bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama...
Saturday, May. 11, 2002 - Sometimes not having a life is a good thing.
Saturday, May. 11, 2002 - Who says money can't buy happiness?
Friday, May. 10, 2002 - Roll-up, roll-up! one time viewing, get yours today!
Friday, May. 10, 2002 - Happy bubbly and peppy..eep... shoot me!
Thursday, May. 09, 2002 - I am a memeber of the press... please bow down!
Wednesday, May. 08, 2002 - The Queen and I
Monday, May. 06, 2002 - Alas poor alfy, he was a good buttock, a friendly buttock...
Sunday, May. 05, 2002 - Hey big spender, spend a lil time with me...
Saturday, May. 04, 2002 - Perry Como is my personal love god..but not in an icky way
Saturday, May. 04, 2002 - Wake me up before you go-go, cos I'm not plannin' on going solo
Thursday, May. 02, 2002 - I love you, I want to have your babies...

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August/September
June/July
April/May
March
January/Febuary
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December
November
September/October
August
July
June
May
April
March
Febuary
January
**~~2003~~**
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
Febuary
January
**~~2002~~**
December
November
In the beginning
**~~2001~~**