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Monday, Oct. 11, 2004 - 9:31 pm Stuff. On Saturday I was naked in front of a girl for a good 20minutes. She was the third person to see me naked as an adult. She was also the first girl. You see ladies and the two lovely gentlemen up the back. I was spray tanned. It is the latest in cancer free fashion, you get sprayed all over with tan to achieve a natural looking healthy glow. Of course I was under the woefully misguided belief that this spraying was carried out by some little booth type room.. ala nazi germany and the gas chambers...hmm..not the best of descriptions. But no, I step into the little room and a girl asks me to strip off and tells me she'll be there in a minute. So. Freakin. Scary. So she sprayed me, all over, not a nook unbronzed. No angle uncovered. But it wasn't that bad in the end.. I just avoided looking at myself in any mirrors while she was doing it. And now it looks like I have spent many a happy week in Fiji. This Thursday is my course's formal type event. My plan is to be hotter than any girl there. Or, if someone there does look better the plan is to subtly push her/them into the harbour. I will take pictures and you can see me looking all hot with my boy type person... that night is also our 3month.. creepy. It is so far my longest sustained relationship yet.. which says far more about me than I wish it did. |
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